check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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