she was so not down for the gang bang
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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