butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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