It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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