I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
We are two peas in an std pod
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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