good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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