it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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