and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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