I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
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Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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