do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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