He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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