Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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