Pappa wants mamma naked
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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