I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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