In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
He is an equal opportunity slut.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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