Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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