I cockslap morals
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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