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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
my poor anus
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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