did you get engaged???
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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