Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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