Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
party gras won. party gras always wins.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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