God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
did i just pee glitter
If its not for food we ain't going out.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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