idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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