hotel room ftw
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
my poor anus
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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