I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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