Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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