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  Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!

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  Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i really wish james franco would like my vagina

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• (305): View more from Florida

  It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.

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  and by single i mean slutty

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?

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  Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?

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• (310): View more from California

  NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT

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  NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS

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  NOTHING

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT

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