Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT