For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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