I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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