I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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