But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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