Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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