In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
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Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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