Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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