Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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