This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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