I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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