so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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