The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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