I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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