used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
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Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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