it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
My penis needs a shock collar
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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