I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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