threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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