I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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