I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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