We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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