I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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