a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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