Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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