Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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