so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do vagina's smell?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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