Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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