sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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